Total Medals Earned: 581 (From 106 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,645 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Game completed
Complete game in 150 years or less
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (450/450 points)
Kill all four babies in any level.
Pluck every vegetable and destroy every weed in the oasis.
Unlock the first 11 flower faces by collecting 5000 coins.
Deal the finishing blow to a boss with a projectile weapon.
Rescue one of the seven hidden Koopalings.
Activate all four colours of ! blocks.
Complete any level without killing an enemy or getting hit.
Kill 50 Dolphins in one play session.
Use every level exit.
Collect 20K coins and unlock all 41 flower faces.
Collect all seventy-five silver coins.
Rescue all seven hidden Kooplaings.
Medals Earned: 66/100 (1,110/2,000 points)
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/500 points)
Complete Stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete Stage 3
Complete Stage 4
Complete the game!
Complete Stage 5
Complete Stage X
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Death by spikes when fat
Mid-air axe death
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 4/11 (50/235 points)
Achieve level 15
Achieve level 30
Defeat 100 enemies
Defeat 300 enemies
Achieve level 50
Collect all 10 heart orbs
Collect all 10 speed orbs
Collect all 10 jump orbs
Collect all the keys
Collect all 10 mysterious fragments
Acquire all 21 achievements.
Medals Earned: 8/30 (55/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (120/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.